TROIKA DECLARES LAUREL AND HARDY ARE HUGELY OFF TRACK

Troika declares Samaras and Venizelos, Laurel and Hardy of Greek politics, are hugely off track in meeting pledges under the quarter of a trillion euros bailout. Graecokleptocrats' program is already hopelessly behind schedule, in terms of both the sale of government property and the agreed reforms. 


Graecokleptocrats do many stupid things, such as persecuting dissident bloggers! The freakish government of Greece stole my computer! It's like dealing with children that constantly have to be told to clean up their rooms. Troika is very angry. Everyone is irritated over the lack of progress and unbelievable stupidity of Graecokleptocrats.

Germany is not prepared to extend further loans to Greece beyond what has already been agreed. Moreover, IMF won't take part in any additional financing for Greece. It is inconceivable Merkel would again ask Bundestag for approval for a third Greek bailout package. Merkel is unwilling to risk a rebellion in another rescue for Greece.

Laurel and Hardy now decided to sell the state-controlled agricultural lender ATE bank. Rival Piraeus Bank, National Bank, and Eurobank are interested in buying ATE. Laurel and Hardy named banker John Emiris to lead its stalled privatization drive, replacing Costas Mitropoulos who quit abruptly last week after accusing Laurel and Hardy of blocking his effort to sell off state assets. Laurel and Hardy must reduce the budget deficit below 3 percent of GDP by the end of 2014. Laurel and Hardy are under intense public pressure to ease the burden on Greeks. Laurel declares Greece is in a Great Depression similar to the one in the US in the 1930s.

Troika appears unhappy with progress at lengthy meetings and expressed frustration over hoodwinking and lack of data they need. Laurel and Hardy want to soften the terms of a €130 billion bailout, the second rescue package for Greece, agreed to last March with Eurozone and IMF, to lessen their impact on an economy going through its worst recession since World War II.

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Troika's anger and exasperation is coming through clearly. Roesler is more than skeptical that Greece's reform efforts will succeed. If Greece no longer meets its requirements, there can be no further payments. For Roesler, a Greek exit has long since lost its scare. Schaeuble asserts Greece must catch up. When troika submits its report, Eurogroup will discuss it.

Laurel and Hardy had hoped to nail down a dozen billion euros in promised savings for 2013 and 2014 ahead of this week's visit, but now they target only eight billion euros. Troika is mad as hell, and it cannot take it from piggish Graecokleptocrats anymore. Troika walks grim-faced into its meetings with piggish Graecokleptocrats wearing black ties looking as if it's going to a funeral! Troika is a doctor, who is looking over the tests of Graecokleptocrats, shaking its head, and Graecokleptocrats wondering if they are going to live or die.

Dumping euros on Greece is ridiculous. It's unfair to squander hard-earned German euros, and it's unfair for Greeks to be addicted to German handouts. Nobody wins in dumping, which increases sinecures, laziness, profligacy, diseconomy, political corruption, and bad attitude. Tsipras, a Hugo Chavez rabblerouser, points out the same people who are saying morning, noon, and night that they will stick to the euro will lead us back to the drachma because of their austerity policy!

ECB has stopped accepting Greek bonds and other collateral used by Greek banks to tap its funding until the troika review was complete, leaving lenders to rely on the Bank of Greece. IMF is not going to pay a single euro more! Christine Lagarde of IMF has made it absolutely clear she does not trust Graecokleptocrats, because they never apply what they vote in the Grand Brothel of Democracy on Syntagma Square! 

All Europeans condemn Graecokleptocrats for creating hundred state agencies and hiring many thousands of public employees, even though they promised Troika to close down all agencies and fire many public employees. Some executives at state enterprises have annual salaries of 300,000 euros! Greeks wonder why the offshore accounts of rich ministers have not been traced and why the names of hundred Graecokleptocrats who took many billions of euros in bribes have not been published. The freakish government of Greece stole my computer and my life!

Greece is due to run out of cash in weeks and its European partners have so far only promised to cover the country's needs through August. The Greek bailout is the heroin of Graecokleptocrats. It feels good in the short term for Graecokleptocrats, but it doesn't help repair the Greek economy, causing more damage, because it gets in the way of a proper recovery. Graecokleptocrats hoodwink that acquisition of their heroin is a heroic act, but heroin is not heroine!

Graecokleptocrats consider Fourth Reich a processor of ESM poppies. But EU's poppy tears bring Greek tears! ESM is not the opium of the masses. ECB is not a morphine exchange, and Fuehrer Merkollande is not a heroin trader. Dehydrated Greek economy must drink water, not opium latex.

Pasok and Nea Democratia mafias must be abolished now, because they have robbed the Greek treasury and the pension funds, received myriad bribes and kickbacks, exchanged sinecures for votes, spread the cancer of socialism, destroyed the Greek economy, robbed the banks at gunpoint, imposed kangaroo justice, persecuted dissident bloggers, betrayed King Constantine, established the kleptocratic impunity, framed a ridiculous constitution, enslaved Greece to Fourth Reich, debased the Greek soul, transformed the cradle of democracy to the cradle of kleptocracy, and deteriorated the national character of Greece. The freakish government of Greece stole my computer and my life!

Atlas shrugged in the Cradle of Kleptocracy. It's impossible for Greeks to produce when Graecokleptocrats loot them with heavy taxes, especially the 23% VAT, demand kickbacks, confiscate computers and personal files, impose stupid laws and regulations, harass dissident bloggers, condone cybercop brutality, and spread the cancer of socialism. Madhouse Greece! The freakish government of Greece stole my computer!

The freakish government of Greece is so stupid that it hoodwinked all media that I conspired to trigger a war between Greece and Turkey and blame Mariliza Xenogiannakopoulou, Alternate Minister of Foreign Affairs of Greece, for it! Accusing dissident bloggers of treason, Graecokleptocrats have manufactured a blood libel in cyberspace, which in turn incites hatred and violence. The barbaric government of Greece gave my head on plate to Erdogan. Brutal Graecokleptocrats have destroyed my life. My life is stolen. Now I demand my life back! For those who are kind enough to contribute to my legal defense, please click the Donate button on the right column of venitism blogspot. http://venitism.blogspot.com

The main efforts of Greek businessmen are not in producing good products at low prices in order to increase market share and product growth, but in bribing kleptocrats, filling myriad papers, avoiding stupid regulations, avoiding and evading overtaxation and the 23% VAT, fighting stupid regulation, fighting the cancer of socialism, and avoiding myriad stupid laws. Madhouse Greece!