ELECTION OF POLITICAL MAFIAS

In Greece, there are no real political parties, but political mafias! There are
no political leaders, but political godfathers. Any MP who does not kowtow to
the godfather automatically is expelled from the mafia. The two main political
mafias, Pasok and Nea Democratia, have destroyed Greece and debased the Greek
soul. Nobody is the most popular politician of Greece.

The kleptocratic alliance of Pasok and Nea Democratia mafias leads hoi polloi,
who run amuck in the streets, to the cliff. Greeks prefer dictatorship to
kleptocracy. Greeks prefer George Papadopoulos and Stylianos Pattakos to
Antonis Samaras and Evangelos Venizelos. Hurling yogurt at Graecokleptocrats is
the latest sport in Greece! Greece today is not a country, but a madhouse! The
freakish government of Greece stole my computer!
Samaras, visiting the torn down neighborhood of Aghios Panteleimonas on Friday,
hoodwinked that safety is a sacred right. Samaras spoke with local residents,
who are mad as hell and they cannot take it anymore. Samaras mumbo-jumboed that
we will find again the Athens we knew, the neighborhoods we knew, and pledged to
clamp down on illegal immigration, but this would not be accomplished through
people taking the law into their own hands but with laws and with the support of
Europe.

Graecokleptocrats are frequently booed, mutzaed, egged, and yogurted by the
indignant crowds calling them traitors! Some students parade sending a moutza
to Graecokleptocrats! Moutza is the most traditional gesture of insult among
Greeks which consists of extending all fingers of one hand and presenting the
palm towards the insulted person in a forward motion. Madhouse Greece!

Venizelos, founder of kleptocratic impunity, hoodwinks that to have solutions
that can be implemented, Greece will have to be viable. We have to overcome the
risk of political dead end. Venizelos, the mad bulldog of socialism, declares
the only viable government solution is an ecumenical government with the
participation of all political powers that will share the responsibility, not
opting for the safe solution of simply being in the opposition.

Greeks accumulate eggs and yogurt in order to hurl it at all Graecokleptocrats
they could find, especially Venizelos, who introduced the stupidest law on Earth
which states ministers of the Greek government are immune to prosecution! As a
result of this infamous law, Graecokleptocrats cannot be prosecuted, even though
Graecokleptocrats get myriad bribes. This socialist bulldog has transformed hoi
polloi to slumdogs!

Pasok and Nea Democratia mafias must be abolished now, because they have robbed
the Greek treasury and the pension funds, received myriad bribes and kickbacks,
exchanged sinecures for votes, spread the cancer of socialism, destroyed the
Greek economy, imposed kangaroo justice, persecuted dissident bloggers,
established the kleptocratic impunity, framed a ridiculous constitution,
enslaved Greece to Fourth Reich, debased the Greek soul, transformed the cradle
of democracy to the cradle of kleptocracy, and deteriorated the national
character of Greece.

Tsipras, Hugo Chavez of Greece, calls on Samaras to stop hiding at last and
appear and accept the public confrontation with him, without monologues prepared
in advance. Tsipras calls on Samaras to appoint whoever journalists he desires,
whoever make him feel better, let him even appoint his spin doctor Michelakis
provided Samaras accepts a live confrontation in a substantial and not
standardised debate. Tsipras says Pasok and Nea Democratia are departing
hand-in-hand, for the people to be left in peace and the country to change
course.

Socialistic politics leads naturally to deficits. Politicians typically insist
that they intend to constrain the growth of government spending, but in reality
they seldom are able to overcome the natural incentives of increasing government
spending. Greek elections bring Pyrrhic victories. Graecokleptocrats are more
concerned with elections than in making real spending cuts. We should keep in
mind the words of Pyrrhus after the battle of Asculum: Another such victory and
we will be undone.

Yogurted Graecokleptocrats galore! Graecokleptocrats are scared to walk in
public, because Greeks hurl eggs and yogurt at them. If you are Greek, do not
leave home without eggs and yogurt, because you could have the enormous pleasure
of hurling eggs and yogurt at a Graecokleptocrat you might meet that day. This
is the best way to release the elastic energy of discontent accumulated inside
you. Tomatoes, coffee, bottles, leftovers, garbage, and stones could also do
the job. Madhouse Greece!

Phooey you Graecokleptocrats! You are the socialist robber barons that stole my
computer, my files, and my life, but you couldn't steal my soul. Pooh on you
yogurted egged shitscum of planet Earth! You thought you could shut me up, but
blogosphere declared a war on you. You thought you could bend my spirit of
freedom, but millions of free spirits are now against you. I demand my life
back!

All disgusting Graecokleptocrats demand reelection. What a nerve! Well, if
Greeks reelect Graecokleptocrats, they deserve what they get. No Greek MP
deserves to be reelected, pure and simple. All Greek MPs are crooks. Of
course, the best vote is no-vote. But if you are itched to vote, do not vote
for incumbents.

Nobody will keep election promises to Greeks. Nobody will listen to the concerns
of all Greeks. Nobody cares! If nobody is elected to the Grand Brothel on
Syntagma Square, things will be much better for all Greeks! If Greeks vote for
somebody, then they deserve what they get. Nobody is myriad times better than
somebody. All Global Tax Revolt members will not vote in the Greek elections.
P.J.O'Rourke says don't vote, it just encourages the bastards.

Graecokleptocrats do not want to open the parliamentary candidates list and
allow people to apply to become an MP. They do not want to open up the talent
that is available for Parliament. If you believe in public service, if you want
to help your party clean up politics, if you share your party's values, you
cannot become a candidate in a Greek political party, unless you are a part of
the mafia of that party.

Graecokleptocrats do not want to see any kind of primaries. I advocate open
primaries, where everyone in a constituency can vote for the next candidate.
Many countries have open primaries for many of their candidates for forthcoming
elections and they are really successful. Opening up the hall and saying to
anyone in the constituency – whichever party they belong to – come along and
vote for the next candidate has worked fantastically well in many countries.

In repeat elections, Greeks are not even allowed to choose an MP from the list,
but only a party! The party will dictate who are going to be the pseudoelected
MPs, in its own arbitrary order! This is a major insult to democracy, and it
encourages many secret deals. Many people are willing to sell themselves and
their fans in order to get listed near the top.

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